Get Prepared, Be Prepared...

We here at the Raleigh Boys Club we love to have a good time and we want everyone else to have a good time too which is why we are throwing the biggest bike race and after party, on Sunday July 12th, this town has ever seen.

But that isn't what we are here to talk about today.

Today we are here to talk about being prepared.

The Raleigh Boys Club wants to remind everyone that putting in a little saddle time now will pay off big time come race day. The more time you spend on your bike, the more prepared you'll be for some of the awesomeness we have planned for Sunday July 12th and being prepared is the name of the game.

Lets take a look at this video and see what we can learn about being prepared,



First things first, that guy deserved to be cut loose, you shouldn't ever wear a 3 inch wide leather bracelet while climbing, or ever for that matter. Secondly, Chris O'Donnell should have learned from Batman Forever that he has to stay on the ground if his friends and family want to survive the movie. Thirdly if O'Donnell had been mentally prepared for that stressful situation he never would have forgotten the "Bro's before Ho's" mantra and immediately cut that girl from her rope instead of the guy, saving the audience from listening to her annoying voice any longer.

Even the Raleigh Boys Club can learn from O'Donnell's mistakes. We reached our vertical limit the other night while trying to nail one of the housemates with water balloons as he was coming home from work. We carefully orchestrated an attack that included 4 sharpshooters, each loaded with over 15 water balloons, in strategic locations creating a perimeter with no chance of escape and with optimal hit potential. The prep work took around 2 hrs and despite the weather going against us we decided to continue with the attack.

The plan was simple, the target would arrive, we would stun the target by turning on headlights directly behind him which he would turn to investigate. Once the target was distracted by the headlights the sharpshooters would unleash all the fury and fire of hell, in the form of water balloons, upon the target rendering him completely, soaking, wet.

You can check out the video to see what actually happened.



So remember, don't be caught off guard on Sunday July 12th!!! Get Prepared! Be Prepared! Grab your bike, hit the streets and pedal your ass off like you are being chased down my a motorcycle with a sidecar (foreshadowing???).